HAHH!

多了一个免费闹钟
Opps, sorry. He never success to wake me up. Never
啦啦队,减肥时陪我运动,帮我加油.
Okay, he never cheer me when I'm diet. Never
遇到不懂的问题,有免费咨询师.如果老公也不懂,,可以找到心理平衡.哈哈!
This is so stupid! Wtf benefit can I get from? LOL
有免费的保姆,包揽一切家务.
Not everyboy can do so okay? If he don't want to do which means, GIRLF MUST DO!
假如生病，有老公照顾.
I think mummy is better than that LOL
有了随时提款机.
Then you better find your father *Ishh!
免费按摩师,疲惫时候帮忙捶肩捶背.
Okay, again. Not everyboy can do so please.
免费开心果.看着老公为我吃醋，实在很高兴.
Don't you think the writer is metamorphosis?
可以安心上网打游戏泡帅哥，把自己需要完成的工作任务都扔给老公解决.
Yea, she is absolutely metamorphosis!
节约了大量的口水，不用为逃避和拒绝过多的追求者而浪费口水。
And she also thick-face!
老公是最好的免费减肥药.因为我要吃什么,他都给我买.两个月后,我什么都不想吃了.于是体重自然下降十斤.
You will become fatty in that two months ok? LOL
开心幸福的时候有老公分享.
Then how about when you sad?
有老公陪我吵架斗嘴,能锻炼我的口才.
Shut up. Totally out of mind!
天气变化有老公嘘寒问暖
But how about when your mummy do so?
电话费增多，为中国的电信事业做贡献，扩大内需，拉动经济平稳发展。
Besides, you're squandering your daddy'money LOL
老公喜欢拉我打羽毛球,有利于我的减肥计划.
What if his hobby is fighting? LOL
时时刻刻有一个听我召唤的人.随传随到.
Then why you don't want to hire a guard or what else?
免费外卖速递员.想吃东西，又懒得动，老公会给我买回来。
That means you will never success to diet!
免费的天气预报员.
HAHA! What you thought your boyf is a robort?
免费的家电维修工.
I'm sososo fucking relent your boyf!
为亲戚朋友们找到一个聊不完的话题
Again and again, not every boy can do so !!
寿命可以延长，因为有老公呵护保护我.
Other hand, his lifespan will beocme shorter and shorter.
大量获得甜蜜，每天都可以问老公类似于“你爱不爱我”之类的问题，然后静等着老公对我说一大堆的甜言蜜语.
Sometimes, it was just LIE!
让我明白生存的价值,原来我也在被关心着.
So, before you met your boyf, what are you living for?

Okay, I saw this from internet. Entirely LMAO!